Wow! I could have had love tips!
Why people turn their simple lives into conundrums? Why they need to know the love tips at all? One of my friends, a romantic Romeo, was extremely nervous. He was unable to succeed in winning the heart of the girl for whom he had lost his sleep. Considering me as his FP&G, I mean, friend philosopher and guide, he pleaded me to present him some love tips.
He tried all the trifling tips like presenting flowers and offering presents. But he wasn’t aware of the ‘love TIPS’, the formula which has been tried by masses, time tested for assured results.
The word TIPS itself has been devised by the literary pundits from the theory practiced by lovers for generations. It is amazing that, though the same ‘love TIPS’ were practiced by baboons and gibbons we called them as antics. The term TIPS stands for:
Tease to Induce
Persuade to Seduce
Let me elaborate it.
Tease: While someone teases, tickling sensation passes through the body of the teased. That’s why the old maxim reads, ‘Naughty guys entangle into knotty ties’.
Induce: Body does have many sensational parts. The titillated organs when induced enough, make the person fleeceable to subsequent advances.
Persuade: It’s the right time to persuade as your lover is now partly prepared to accept your proposal, as the love-seed has been sowed. The seedling seeks watering.
Seduce: Now you need or need not seduce, as the love game has been commenced. The other party has already entered into so called amorous advance. Love transformed into romance.
While concluding, let me tell you that it’s necessary to apply ‘love TIPS’ neither with excessive delicacy nor with plethoric aggressiveness. Only with optimum as well as honest efforts, you can win. Yeah! I remember Barack Obama using the same ‘love tips’ to win Michelle Obama, and ‘you can’ to win the presidential election.
